Wednesday, December 11, 2013

"Chess" (5) Global Television


Chess involves a romantic triangle between two players in a World Chess Championship, and the woman who manages one and falls in love with the other.
Reference:  Chess in Concert.

Script

Global TV Fanfare [no lyrics, to date]

Chess Game 1 [no lyrics, to date]
The Arbiter:
I'm on the case,
Can't be fooled.
Any objection
Is overruled. 
Don't try to tempt me,
You've no hope.
I don't like women,
And I don't take dope.
I'm the Arbiter,
My word is law. 
The Arbiter & Soloists:
From square one--
From square one
I'll be watching you.
The Arbiter (Reprise)
[MOLOKOV]
We wish, no, must, make our disgust
With this abuse perfectly clear
We're here for chess --
Are the U.S.?
If so, why foul the atmosphere?
[FLORENCE]
I must protest -- our delegation
Has a host of valid points to raise.
[ARBITER]
It's not just black and white
If I may coin a phrase
As any neutral would attest.
[FLORENCE]
But we concede
The fact his masters bend the rules is not your fault
We’ll overlook your crude political assault
Then under protest he'll proceed.
[MOLOKOV]
If your man's so sweet
Then why his fighting talk?
If he says we cheat
Then why on earth did he go take a walk?
[FLORENCE]
I am not surprised he wanted fresher air
Once he realized there was no hope
Of your guys playing fair.
[FLORENCE & ANATOLY]
How sad
To see 
[MOLOKOV & ARBITER]
It's very sad to see
The ancient and distinguished game that used to be 
[ALL]
A model of decorum and tranquility
Become like any other sport
A battleground for rival ideologies
To slug it out with glee.
[ANATOLY]
I would say with regard to
Him it is hard to
Rebut
Ever-growing suspicions
My opposition's
A nut.
[FLORENCE]
I would have said
You'd understand the strain and pressure getting where he's got
For then you'd simply call him highly strung and not
Imply that he was off his head.
[ANATOLY]
But how on earth can someone even
Half as civilized and nice as you
Be part of such a self-destructive
Point of view?
I hope he pays you
What you're worth.
[FLORENCE]
I'm not getting rich
My only interest
Is in something which
Gives me the chance
Of working with the best.
[ANATOLY]
I can only say
I hope your dream comes true
Till that far-off day
I hope you cope
With helping number two.
[FLORENCE & ANATOLY]
How sad
To see
[MOLOKOV & ARBITER]
It's very sad to see
The ancient and distinguished game that used to be
[ALL]
A model of decorum and tranquility
Become like any other sport
A battleground for rival ideologies
To slug it out with glee.
Quartet (A Model of Decorum and Tranquility)

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